Squidoo is revamping the Squid Angel program again. This time it's to take advantage of all the new categories - each Angel is being given a certain area to take care of. And I got the marine life section, for some reason ^_^
And after a moment's thought, I realised - Squid are sea creatures. You don't get any squid out of the ocean, do you? Which means that anything 'Squid' falls under my authority.
Which means that I am the new God-ruler of Squidoo.
I accept bribes.