Just got back from the vet with the cat. She promptly lay down on the driveway and demanded food (more or less in that order!). She's been on my mind a bit these last couple of days, hence the amount of writing about her I am doing. She's my dependent :D And I vastly prefer her over both a kitten and a child (the first is crunchy, the second gets you in legal trouble if you cook it).
An internet artist's place to write.
And post random things on fantasy,
life, art, and geekiness.
Wednesday 29 September 2010
Took The Cat To The Vet Today
Just got back from the vet with the cat. She promptly lay down on the driveway and demanded food (more or less in that order!). She's been on my mind a bit these last couple of days, hence the amount of writing about her I am doing. She's my dependent :D And I vastly prefer her over both a kitten and a child (the first is crunchy, the second gets you in legal trouble if you cook it).
Breaking News: Three Kittens Created From Cat Fur
Banned Books Week is nearly over...
And a fun little video with sinister undertones (the robot! it's ALIVE!)
Liiga: Another Clever And Astonishing Fantasy Artist
by Liiga
Two Worlds by Liiga
Some of her DeviantART work is even more amazing - clearly her old Zazzle account is slightly abandoned!
Ada Lovelace, Echantress of Numbers
I recently found a splendid lens from LadyLovelace introduced me to the intriguing character of Ada Lovelace - and better, to this awesome comic about Ada Lovelace's adventures in crime and mathematics.
Sunday 19 September 2010
Silly Captioned Zazzle T-Shirts
Good Witch! T-Shirt by Flynn_the_Cat
View other Tshirt T-Shirts
DO NOT WANT by Flynn_the_Cat
See more Do T-Shirts
If I'd Been Koschei Tshirt by Flynn_the_Cat
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On Losing An Eyeball, Women's Suffrage and Other Links
Catty Blessings and the FURminator
Top 10 Cat Toys - Voted by Cats is a very helpful and accurate lens! GroovyFinds mixes freebies with recommendations for shop-bought toys - and this is where (I think) I originally read about the FURminator. (And I can confirm that my cat also comes running for it). The only things missing are my cat's favourites - passing feet and toilet rolls!
I'm Writing This With Tears In My Eyes (Was Your Gmail Hacked Yet?)
We've been to the Embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all and our flight leaves in few hours from now but we're having problems settling the hotel bills and the hotel manager won't let us leave until we settle the bills. Well I really need your financially assistance..Please, let me know if you can help us out?
Am freaked out at the moment!!
[My name].
Does this look familiar? I hope not, but an increasing number of people are getting this email from friends and family, colleagues and that random guy in high school who you really should take off your contacts. If someone you know uses Gmail, you may get this message.
Tuesday 14 September 2010
For Science. A Poem.
[I just spent an hour on this... I do have a life! But sadly I forgot to make a save point. How many quotes/misquotes can you spot? Critiques are welcome! You can also try and answer the quiz about the quotes on this page: For Science: The Geekiest Poem Ever]
I live my life free of compromise
So I am wary of Google
Because its answers weigh less
Than its operating manual..
I find the world inconceivable
I aim to misbehave for science
And promote people to the level
Of their incompetence
Noah's ark is a problem.
The lies are inside my head
And I'm all out of gum
So bring out your dead
For science.
But Han shot first so the cube could live
Now when I offer cake
It is actually some sort of delicious biscuit
So please don't panic.
The world needs hope right now but
This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.
Gunpowder treason has been forgot
And fear is the little-death that condemns this place
It's dangerous out there, so
If I know kung-fu, I don't have to dodge bullets.
Watch how I soar, and step into the shadows
Without complaint or regrets.
For science.
There is no Earthly way of knowing
If the cake is truly inconceivable
Or if winter is really coming
Or where your towel is right now
It's dangerous to go alone!
Together we need to go deeper
We're going to need a bigger boat
And let the harvest hope for the reaper
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing
So we must put our differences behind us
Take up hokey religions and ancient weapons
Learn the air-speed velocity and use the force
For science.
Our existence deforms the universe
So one of us should say goodbye
And it shouldn't be me because
I am just too pretty to die
I will not go gently into that good night
It is pitch black and the road
Goes ever on and on, until i am out of sight
In a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
I must live long and prosper
And be a leaf on the wind, not be eaten by a grue
You may have killed my father
So don't go to sleep or the kittens will eat you
For science.
I curse your sudden
But inevitable betrayal
But you gained nothing
the princess is in another castle!
You have sent a machine
To do a human's job
In against a Sicilian
When death is on the line!
I have beaten your artificial intelligence
With real stupidity
Luckily on the subject of kneecaps
The Bible is somewhat fuzzy
I have owned all your bases
And in the darkness bound them
I really must apologise
For the inconvenience.
For science.
I said "I may be dead but I'm still pretty,
Which is more than I can say for you."
This has made a lot of people very angry
And has been widely regarded as a bad move
Most people want things like a candle-flame
But you don't have to be a gun
Although Vera is a hokey name
I'm never gonna give you up
My baggage doesn't try and kill me every five minutes
Although the pattering of hundreds of little feet
Still makes me nervous and
If your life had a face, I would punch it.
For science.
It is very cold in space, I fear
And my god, it's full of stars
I can see your house from up here
Just me and the world. And Mars.
The existence of life is
A highly overrated phenomenon.
For three years I had roses
And apologized to no one.
Practice the art of spannungsbogen
And arrive precisely when you mean to
Until you get to nine thousand and one.
Then divide by cheese error and reboot
For science.
Thursday 9 September 2010
Blessing GreekGeek: SEO and HTML
Library Pirate Hat Day: Wednesday 15th September
Monsters and Points: Squidoo Just Got Fun
Squidoo is constantly tweaking this as they figure out what works and what doesn't - in October 2010 they brought in points (and therefore a notification) for sales!
Gaming Settings
Rockstar Mode: Keep Rockstar Mode turned ON if you want to see alert bubbles when you earn points for doing something awesome! If you turn Rockstar Mode OFF, you will see points in your Squidoo toolbar only, party pooper. (Milestone achievements like trophies will still appear as special alerts).
Wednesday 8 September 2010
Awesome Linkage: Lesbian Unicorns, Shark Cancer and Digital Comics
This really makes me want to draw a lesbian unicorn. And wish that my fingers didn't keep writing 'unicron'. I did paint a unicorn last week though... and it's purple. The colour of being bisexual. I've decided that retroactively counts. Zazzle appears to have gone down, so I can't make amusing captions. Pity. I seem to compulsively consider unicorns a fit target for mocking captions. We could have had such fun...
Hat tip : ArchMage
Also, those stories and that big industry about the Magic of Cancer-Curing (s)Chark Cartilage? Debunked, as in kicked off the top bunk in the night as they rolled over on their pile of money. Sharks certainly do, probably, get cancer, and there's no reliable science to say otherwise.
An interesting read about the recalcitrance of publishing companies to seriously embrace digital media for its own sake: Please, Just Kiss Digital Comics On The Mouth Already ...and while we're on that topic, I've been sorting out my top webcomics page, so I've got pages for each update day (Monday, Tuesday... you can probably predict the rest!)
Monday 6 September 2010
Is Image SEO Good For Traffic? How to use it on Squidoo Lenses
My top Squidoo lenses are (with a couple of exceptions) surviving on image traffic. By which I mean they're in the very top results and pulling in more image searches than normal ones. Most people looking for pictures then click out to the original. Clickout ready visitors = <3 style="font-weight: bold;">Examples:
The Disney Femslash lens... is starting to pull in 'normal' disney related searches, and if you search for Disney Femslash, 'my' images dominate the first couple of PAGES. (17/21 on the first page; 16/21 on the second and so on for a fair bit :D )
In the past week, my visits were:
Referral 926
Direct 170
Google 22
Yahoo 2
Bing 2
AOL 1
Of the referrals, 700 were image searches. (incidentally? this lens is insane. The visits have just been going up, I had over 200 unique visitors yesterday. And yes, they were mostly image searches)
For my Chell (from Portal) lens:
Referral 146
Direct 16
Google 3
100 from image searches.
Mermaid posters lens
Referral 81
Google 26
Direct 11
Ask 1
Yahoo 1
About 70 from image searches
Even my little Invisible Cupcakes lens is pulling in a few (though I wonder what they're looking at!)
Source Visits
Referral 43
Google 7
Direct 4
Bing 1
(about half the referrals are image searches)
*heh, this lens is on the second page of Google for "cupcake decoration"
- separate the name with hyphens like this : red-artrage-lady-digital-painting (completely conjecture on my part; it just makes sense that as that is the best format for URLs because of how Google will see them, it should be for images as well)
- try and get very specific with the description (extra keywords = good, keyword stuffing = bad)
2. Always, always ALWAYS add an alt="words here" into the code (or use the title field of Squidoo images when uploading). You can do this with any image you're adding yourself - affiliate poster codes from Zazzle, your own art...
3. Sometimes, if it's not too repetitive or I can be bothered - or it's not obvious what people will be clicking on - I add a title="description" as well. I'm a bit lazy there though...
If you want to know the HTML:
<a href="http://www.blogger.com/LINK%20HERE"><img src="http://www.blogger.com/Image%20link/location%20here" alt="awesome picture of me" title="sneaky caption shows up when people hover over it" /></a>
*note; Google also looks at words written next to the picture/on the same page, so the words attached to the picture aren't everything. But they seem to be a lot.
The search referrals from images are a pain, but you CAN break them down. Right+click and copy them into notepad.
This search result, for example, landed on the second page for the search term "the last unicorn almathea" and clicked on this image (it was next to the word 'Almathea')
I'm actually doing the artists a bigger favour than I ever expected to, as they're getting found! (Of course, without them, I wouldn't have much of a page, so it's a mutual favour) ...that sounded rather egotistical. Heh.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/234/9/8/The_healing_of_Helga_by_nana_51.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.squidoo.com/disney-femslash/101044531-MultiPairing-Femslash-Vids&usg=__Ov9TgiMkCPNaDY9Vh1TeRaZBYR8=&h=566&w=800&sz=88&hl=en&start=345&zoom=1&tbnid=cxGb-Kk9IB9gyM:&tbnh=114&tbnw=160&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dthe%2Blast%2Bunicorn%2Bamalthea%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1406%26bih%3D770%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C8189&um=1&itbs=1&ei=MY-ETOz8JJHCsAPmtuQF&iact=rc&dur=442&oei=0YqETIuKEYyisQOknPX2Bw&esq=14&page=13&ndsp=32&ved=1t:429,r:28,s:345&tx=88&ty=57&biw=1406&bih=770
Useful image-related Squidoo pages:
http://www.squidoo.com/free-squidoo-images-and-graphics
http://www.squidoo.com/free-web-graphics
http://www.squidoo.com/hotlinking
http://www.squidoo.com/upload-images