The Toothless Plushie Has Teeth and It Taunts

I love this Night Fury plushie and I waannnntssss it, precious. The film was good, and the animation of Toothless was awesome. And it has wings! And is shiny! And I wanna dragon.

How To Train Your Dragon Movie 8.5 Inch Plush Figure Night Fury

But looking at it too long leads to brain hurt and misery and bad poetry,

Poetry like this.

Toothless the awesome plushie

How did you get so shiny?

You're a wonderful winged Night Fury,

I want to OWN you, plushie

But the shipping cost is scary, 

Why don't you fly down to me?

Translation: Shipping anything non-flat to New Zealand = AKAHFKJHDKJFHDSJKFHDKJFKAAAAArraaaaarghhh the paaaaaaaaaaaaaaain.