Avenging Narwhal and Unicorn Toys Impaling Cute Fluffy Animals

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Too much 'cute' in your world? Here's the solution.

• The narwhal is an arctic-dwelling whale that's been called 'the unicorn of the sea' due to its long pointed tusk. While there's much debate about the true purpose of this appendage, the truth is finally revealed!
• The narwhal uses its mighty tusk to skewer the cute smaller animals of the world specifically baby seals, baby penguins, and koalas. This 5 1/2-inch long, hard-vinyl narwhal comes with 4 magic tusks (crystal, onyx, ruby, and ice) to impale the three 1 1/2-inch, soft-vinyl cuties included.
• Don't let cute overrun the world.
• Fight back with your own Avenging Narwhal!

AVENGING NARWHAL PLAY SET


 

Unicorns never lie, always lend a helping hand, are loyal, can keep a secret, don't use drugs, and viciously skewer mimes on sight. The Avenging Unicorn play set comes with everything you need to decorate your desk with an angry creature of myth determined to impale terrified onlookers: 3 human figures, 4 different magical horns, and 1 cute little unicorn of death.

AVENGING UNICORN PLAY SET

And finally...

There is only room enough on this earth for one majestic horned beast, thus the Unicorn and Narwhal must clash to decide the fate of their species. Two previous battles ended in a tie, with both sides claiming to be the victim of dirty tactics. Now you can settle the score with your very own Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set.



Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set

Sadly, most of these seem to be out of stock - though you could create a do-it-yourself avenging Narwhal and buy a Narwhal toy on its own
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