Tuesday, 4 January 2011

Four Arty Lesbian Speck Cases on Zazzle

Following on from my previous post on Monstrous Regiment, I noticed that the artist I linked to at the end had a nice iPhone design up in their Zazzle store. So I figured I'd do a quick round-up of girl-on-girl themed speckcases as an excuse to feature it.

There are actually a few good speck cases available, or at least interesting ones. But not that many. I only found four arty enough, nice enough to look at, and generally interesting enough, that I'd want to ever own (according to a critical and terribly picky artist). Yeah, yeah, a gap in the market, so I should get moving and paint something, right. Sadly I have a slight artblock at the moment.

There are plenty of the generic rainbow theme designs of course (some of which are very well done, but really, they're just different combinations of rainbows) ...

...and then there's the few that stand out.


1
Another Girl's Paradise Speck Case speckcase



Here's the one that started me off Another Girl's Paradise by Kivitasku- it's a cropped version of a picture I've liked before. Very art nouveau in style, it's that rare object; art for the sake of it. Also, I am impressed by the hair on the girls; bouncy golden curls and the long flowing brown hair. It's a nice picture, the composition of design is very well composed, the colours are muted but work well, and the girls are actually doing something other than 'being lesbian icons'

2
Grimm Fairy Tales: Halloween Special #2 Vampire speckcase


I'm an avid reader of graphic novels, so the comic-book-style Grimm Fairy Tales: Halloween Special #2 Vampire snagged my attention, as did the colours and art quality. The distorted proportions of women (and men, actually) in this style of comic book art usually annoy me a fair bit, but that isn't very obvious in this design, so it made it into a higher spot on my list.

It's lurid, romantic (in the most cliched term, being laden with symbolism and popular culture appeal), and garishly coloured, with the mysterious vampire embracing the heroine and sinking her teeth into the heroine's perfect neck. And of course, both are scantily clad, and posed perfectly for maximum fanservice. This is quite standard for Zenescope Entertainment, though! (think Twisted Disney and so forth - J. Scott Campbell is one of their main artists).
3
No More Secrets 4G Case speckcase



Kiss iPhone speckcaseNo More Secrets is the next - a nice, simple, somewhat cliched but very effective photographic style speckcase. The black and white works well to set off the alluring red of their lips, and they are pretty enough to make the picture worth looking at. Overall, it's an intimate yet classy little cover. The other photographic speckcase worth mentioning is Kiss by dgdzines, which features a backlit black and white kiss between two girls, but it isn't as good as it could be. The image is unclear, and the lighting too subtle to make up for the vagueness of what is going on.







4
Woman Missing Woman Silhouette speckcase



Lastly, a very simple design, of a black silhouette of a woman, and her two shadows. It's simple and well done.



Finally, there are a range of clever designs that use captions and icons to get their message across, rather than artwork. Not to my taste, but interesting to browse through, and these are my favourites.

i love girls speckcaseLesbian Warning Label. speckcaseLove iPhone Case speckcaseLesbian Pride iPhone 4 Case speckcase


Captioned/iconic lesbian graphic design


Rainbow Speck Case speckcaseGay Pride Flag speckcaseCure Homophobia iPhone Case speckcase
Generic, if nice, rainbow-LGBTQ themed iPhone cases

Femslash and DADT in the Discworld: Monstrous Regiment

A femslashy Discworld book about war, gender and religion, and the power of socks.

I love, adore, worship and laugh endlessly at the Discworld books by Terry Pratchett. So I'm delighted to be able to include one title on my list of (good) lesbian books and films. Luckily, it's also a good stand-alone book, that introduces new readers quite gently to the madly realistic satire of the Discworld. Sorry, USA, you get the awful cover again. It's worth having a quick look at the Book Depository to see if you can find a UK version (the shipping is free!)

Pterry is a gay friendly author, and does cover issues of gender with his dwarves, and refers to the existence of certain gentlemen (e.g. Mr Harris of the Blue Cat Club). However, there's only one book that focuses almost exclusively on gender and sexuality as its theme. And that is Monstrous Regiment. (EDIT: I'm a bad person and forgot about Equal Rites - an obvious play on 'equal rights' - about a girlchild who becomes a Wizard by chance and has to persuade the all-male University to let her in. This girl was Esk - Eskarina Smith - who many years later made an appearance in I Shall Wear Midnight (my review of which can be found here) Thanks to Innerbrat for the reminder, I tend to confuse it with Sourcery).

Monstrous Regiment is the story of a country locked in an endless, draining and ridiculous war. And all the men have been used up. Polly disguises herself as a boy and signs up among the last recruits of the entire war, on a mission to find her brother. Along the way, she discovers that her fellow recruits are all... hiding their own secrets. It ends with a Joan of Arc storyline, but not from Polly.

This book is the favourite target for Discworld femslash, and has a lot of potential subtext. There's also one definite lesbian pairing, but the main focus is on ...well, feminism, rather than lesbianism. It also parodies the 'Dont Ask, Don't Tell" rules of the US Army.

The title is a reference to the 1558 pamphlet The First Blast of the Trumpet against the Monstrous Regiment of Women, written by John Knox . This pamphlet complained about the sudden appearance of female monarchs such as Elizabeth of England and Mary of Scotland pre-empting the natural position and authority of men.

Random linkage:
A Most Curious Thing is a blog run by one of the people who created most of the Disney/LBGT fan art I encounter
Top Lesbian Media: books, films, graphic novels, manga

Monday, 3 January 2011

My Cat Is Helping Me With My Jigsaw Puzzle

My cat decided to help me with my jigsaw puzzle - she climbs up onto the table, wanders around inspecting the pieces, headbutts me a couple of times, wanders past the jigsaw box cover, then carefully lies down in the middle of the puzzle.



I can't decide if she's being clever or annoying.

The puzzle is a cat in the middle of a round quilt (the puzzle itself is round), by Lesley Anne Ivory. My granny sent it to me from the UK a few years ago, probably because the cat looked like Moss!







Eventually she decided all the attention she was getting warranted wriggling around and finally moving to lie around the emerging curve of the puzzle, and there was no more conflict.

Sunday, 2 January 2011

Is It Better To Use Your Own Amazon Associate Account On Squidoo?

There are two different ways of earning money from Amazon sales on Squidoo - the Squidoo modules, and your own associate links. But which is better? I know I was wondering a lot before I jumped in - didn't want to expend effort and time on something that didn't convert, and diverted attention from the links I was making sales from. This post covers the various points to consider as well as some of my own conversion rates, successes/failures, and observations. I expect it to grow over time!

Squidoo Amazon modules use its own associate account. Any sales via these are attributed to Squidoo, who then splits the commission with you. You can also create your own image, text and SquidUtils links using your own Amazon Associates account. If you don't have your own account, you can also extract each lens' affiliate ID and use it on that lens in your own links and SquidUtil's banners (this is a good backup option for people who've been kicked out of the affiliate program due to the Nexus tax).

What are the differences in earnings?
With Squidoo, you get HALF of the commission, but Amazon's tiered payouts mean that Squidoo makes twice as much on commission.

Amazon pays more based on the number of items sold (with a few product-type variations). When you are just starting, you'll be struggling in the less than seven items a month tier, and Squidoo will pay you more.



If you can make it to the next tier, with seven to thirty items sold a month, then it's worth using your own links.

But consider the main points of Squidoo versus Amazon:

1. Squidoo's Amazon modules tend to sell well, and update the prices automatically.

2. Amazon pays out only via direct deposit in the US or cheque. Overseas people must earn $100 to claim the cheque. Squidoo pays out via Paypal from as low as $1.

3. Sales via Squidoo give you a lensrank boost (depending on how much you sell).

4. ANY clickouts are good, anyway.

5. Squidoo has just brought in limits on the number of Amazon modules (which has everyone quite upset and may change again - but lenses can often sell well with only a few items on offer)

6. You can use both on the same lens

7. You can use your associate account elsewhere (actually, you can use the Squidoo one elsewhere by copying the link too, and have sales count to that lens, but this is getting complicated!)

8. Every month, the Amazon tiers reset, so if your sales aren't consistent, you'll be losing out.

9. You are not allowed to buy (and earn a referral) through your own Amazon links. You CAN buy through Squidoo's and get part of the referral.

10. Some states in the US are bringing in laws to tax affiliate income - as Amazon isn't based in those states and it all gets very complicated, it may just stop offering affiliate accounts to people who live in those areas.

11. Finally, Squidoo's modules are much easier to use, while building your own Amazon links requires some knowledge of HTML (this does give more flexibility, but if you don't really know how to build text or image links, much less make it look fancy or position the image, you may want to wait a bit).

12. However... the higher payout levels (if you can reach them) mean more money. I have consistently sold more items per month on Squidoo, but earnt approximately equal or higher Amazon royalties.

My story: what kind of success I've seen with Amazon
I opened an Amazon account when I found that the fees were waived for sending cheques overseas, and after I was making consistent sales (5-10 a month) on Squidoo. I had about 100 lenses at the time, and had been on Squidoo nearly two years. I opened my Best Reviewer account at the same time as I opened the associate account and I think I sell about half from there bearing in mind that I haven't really gone back and added Amazon links on old lenses yet.

I just managed to make the 6% tier for the first two months (a great surprise! That's seven items a month and about $11 each month)... and by 'just' I mean the last orders scraped in on the last day or so - one month I thought I'd missed it!). And then it was Christmas. I won't know for a few more months if it was ALL because of Christmas, or if that's simply the month when I finally had enough links, lists and reviews out there to start making better sales, but for December 2010, I made $111 and sold 94 items. (Earnings count in the month in which they were shipped - a half-dozen of these orders where actually placed at the end of November).
(Update: I've made it to the 6% tier by January 9th, 2011 so it wasn't entirely Christmas shopping).

On Squidoo, I made $69 in sales (early under-approximation from Squidoo; more likely to be about $80 on payout in February) and sold slightly little less via the Amazon modules (maybe 60-70 items). This is three times what I made last Christmas, with about 50-60 lenses.

My conversion rate and sale numbers on Amazon:

I did surprisingly well before Christmas, right off the bat, but I'll want to wait and see if I'll continue to do so. I'm keeping a running tally of the conversion rate for each month here.


Update: By 9th Jan, I'd passed the 7 item target and made the 6% tier, so it looks like it wasn't just the lead-up to Christmas (*breathes sigh of relief*). Interestingly, I've had about the same number of orders from Squidoo, although some were eBay orders, so I'd have to check the exact details. Read my observations for early January for more details.



Conclusion?

It is not worth using Amazon rather than Squidoo initially, but over time the more links you have out there the better, so you may want to start building early.


Amazon has better reporting and offers more control and potential for growth, but Squidoo makes it a lot easier to both sell and claim your money. While it is possible to earn big on Squidoo, most of the big earners on Squidoo use it as a base and pull in the majority of their income from other sources.


I like to use both together - such as an Amazon module with my own associate links in the text itself. I've also had some luck with using Amazon on Best Reviewer - it's a good site to whip up a simple list on, which can then be developed into a lens. I've started using this approach a bit more consistently now (make list, see if I sell anything, or just if it inspires me later, then develop it into a full and interesting lens) and had some success. So a separate Amazon account does give you more freedom, if you know enough about the web, coding and SEO to use it. I've been advising the people I'm helping set up on Squidoo not to worry about it yet.


If you are making more than four sales a month, consider it. Actively using your associate account will lead you to push the boundaries, experiment, and find other places to use it.

If you are making ten sales a month, go for it.

Check if you can actually claim the money - are you in the USA or overseas? Can you wait to earn the money, or dare you risk a posted cheque? What are your local bank's fees for foreign currency deposits?

Don't switch entirely to Amazon Associates immediately - Squidoo gives you a back-up if something goes wrong with your account, or you can't get your links to work or to make sales. Amazon can also be a little finicky about where and how you make sales and has been known to simply deny you royalties if they deem your practices shady.

Do check out the links below:

Saturday, 1 January 2011

Some Dermographism Pictures

I got caught without my antihistamines this New Years, so I took the chance to take some photos of my dermographism welts and add them to my lens (...amazingly, I had never managed to take my own photos for that page!).

Oddly, my welts are lasting a really long time - an entire hour,, even. Actually, I've got some slightly faded ones down my arm where I leant on sharp edges (plugging my ethernet cable in!) that have lasted over two hours. It's mostly the welts inside my forearm, the rest seem to still be fading within 10-30 minutes. Anyway, I think I've got enough photos - it is really hard  to both draw on yourself when you can't see any of the lines yet, and then hold the camera. I almost have to hold my camera right handed (and focus and zoom as well!) and so have nearly everything on my left arm, which then ran out of space, and because everything's lasting so long, I can't create new versions.

Another irritant discovered with dermographism - crisps, popcorn and anything remotely sharp or crunchy. My poor mother! On the plus side - my sister bought me a truly awesome steampunk watch for Christmas that is both tiny and hangs on a chain, so I can wear it without fear (except of strangulation).

Anyway, boring. So I did pictures (I wanted to do interesting things but the lack of canvas space meant I couldn't try again... so have a bog-standard, easy heart symbol, and some other stuff. I did a skull and crossbones earlier that I'd have liked to repeat).